Proof That The World Is Nuts
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> In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,
> but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male
> animal is punishable by death.
> (Like THAT makes sense.)
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> In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s
> genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the
> examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
>
> (Do they look different reversed?)
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> Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
> This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be
> covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
>
> (A brick?)
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> The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
>
> (Much worse than ‘going blind!’)
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> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
> countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege
> of having sex for the first time
> Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to
> marry.
>
> (Let’s just think for a minute; is there
> any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to
> this?)
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> In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
> adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
> The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in
> any manner desired.
>
> (Ah! Justice!)
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> Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England – but only
> in tropical fish stores.
>
> (But of course!)
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> In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband,
> and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to
> witness the act.
>
> (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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> In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with
> a woman and her daughter at the same time.
>
> (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass
> this law?)
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> In Maryland , USA it is illegal to sell condoms from vending
> machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a
> vending machine only ‘in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
> consumption on the premises.’
>
> (Is this a great country or what?
> Well, not as great as Guam !)
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> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
>
> (Who volunteers for these tests?)
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> The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its
> own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
> (Did our government pay for this research??)
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> Butterflies taste with their feet.
>
> (Ah, geez.)
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> An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
>
> (I know some people like that.)
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> Starfish don’t have brains.
>
> (I know some people like that, too.)
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> And, the best for last?
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> Turtles can breathe through their butts.
>
> (And I thought I had bad breath in the morning
>My husband left the house three days ago, looking for a job?
>He called me today, said he found the perfect job but its far away
>I said how far? He said: Guam
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