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Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected ‘knock’ on the door.

Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.

They unite as one.

All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Wally.

Again he is ready for more ‘action.’

Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling.

When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it….. Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more ‘action.’

And, once again they enjoy ! each other.

But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, ‘I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often.

I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.’

Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says: …….’You mean I was here already?’

The moral of the story:

Don’t be afraid of getting old, senior

moments have advantages

 Yes, she says, ‘I remember it well..’

 OK,’ he says, ‘How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?’

 Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!’

 A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I’ve got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble. So he follows them.

 The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

 The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn’t know..

 After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I’ve got to ask them what their secret is.

 So, as the couple passes, he says to them,’ Excuse me, but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?’

 Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, ‘Fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence.

> > Doctor that visited the many farmers to see if he could help them combat

> > the flu. Many of the farmers and their family had contracted it and many

> > died.

> >

> > The doctor came upon this one farmer and to his surprise, everyone

> > was very healthy. When the doctor asked what the farmer was doing that

> > was different the wife replied that she had placed an

> > unpeeled onion in a dish in the rooms of the home, (probably only two

> > rooms back then).

> > The doctor couldn’t believe it and asked if he could have one of

> > the onions and place it under the microscope. She gave him one and when

> > he did this, he did find the flu virus in the onion.

> > It obviously absorbed the bacteria, therefore, keeping the family

> > healthy.

> >

> > Now, I heard this story from my hairdresser in AZ. She said that

> > several years ago many of her employees were coming down with the flu and

> > so were many of her customers. The next year she placed several bowls

> > with onions around in her shop. T o her surprise, none of her staff got

> > sick. It must work.. (And no, she is not in the onion business.

> >

> > The moral of the story is, buy some onions and place them in bowls

> > around your home. If you work at a desk, place one or two in your

> > office or under your desk or even on top somewhere. Try it and

> > see what happens. We did it last year and we never got the flu.

> > If this helps you and your loved ones from getting sick, all the

> > better. If you do get the flu, it just might be a mild case..

> >

> > Whatever, what have you to lose? Just a few bucks on

> > onions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> >

> > Now there is a P. S. to this for I sent it to a friend in

> > Oregon who regularly contributes material to me on health issues. She

> > replied with this most interesting experience about onions:

> > Thanks for the reminder. I don’t know about the farmers

> > story…but, I do know that I contacted pneumonia and needless to say I

> > was very ill…I came across an article that said to cut both ends off

> > an onion put one end on a fork and then place the forked end into an

> > empty jar…placing the jar next to the sick patient at night. It said

> > the onion would be black in the morning from the germs…sure enough it

> > happened just like that…the onion was a mess and I began to feel

> > better.

> >

> > Another thing I read in the article was that onions and garlic

> > placed around the room saved many from the black plague years ago. They

> > have powerful antibacterial, antiseptic properties.

PLEASE, DON’T USE THESE STAMPS!  NOT FOR VALENTINE’S,

NOT FOR ANY MAIL!!

USPS 44-Cent Stamp Celebrates Muslim holidays Eid Al-Fitr and Eid Al-Adha . 
  
 REMEMBER to adamantly & vocally BOYCOTT this stamp, when you are purchasing your stamps at the post office.

All you have to say is “No thank you, I do not want that Muslim Stamp on my letters!”

To use this stamp would be a slap in the face to all those AMERICANS who died at the hands of those whom this stamp honors.

REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of Pan Am Flight 103!

REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the World Trade Center in 1993!

REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the Marine Barracks in Lebanon !

REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the Military Barracks in Saudi Arabia !

REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the American Embassies in Africa !

REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the USS COLE!

REMEMBER the MUSLIM attack on 9/11/2001 !

REMEMBER all the AMERICAN lives that were lost in those vicious MUSLIM attacks!

Pass this along to every Patriotic American that you know and get the word out! Honor the United States of America !

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I’d like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn’t expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The even ing was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head … isn’t it?!

I know it probably wasn’t fun walking back to wherever you’d come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I’m sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother or “Momma” as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you’d done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, — on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go’s, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink “pimp mobile” that was parked at the curb …. after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver’s side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what ‘s going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA’s office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you … but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you’ve chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,

Alex

Global Facts .. . ..

At Any Given Moment:

FACT:

79,000,000 people are engaged in sex – right now

FACT:

58,000,000 are kissing.

FACT:

37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.

You hang in there, Sunshine . .

your turn will come

‘Be who you are and say what you feel…

Because those that matter don’t mind…

And those that mind… don’t matter.’